Figurine: Smear smear discord

The sculptural composition "Smear to smear discord" is a wonderful and unique gift for a gynecologist who cares about women's health.
And how about without an anecdote on this topic:
— Oh, how pretty! You can stroke it, it doesn't bite you?
— I'm sorry, but are you definitely a gynecologist?
Made from nuts, nails, metal. Color - antique bronze.
"The song of the Gynecologist"
Author Lein Michael, Nuremberg.

To whom are sailing in surgery,
To someone just for control,
for someone for anesthesia
relieve to aches and pain...
Short full is realized,
sick joy to have doctors...
And there are even specialists that treat strictly according to gender...
Because the evolution path is long, the two actors have started –
hence doctors are "gynecologist" Schaub women to better distinguish...
Science is carefully trained to treat that is firmly it is necessary to know
over the years much training capable women to distinguish...
Hence, methods of treatment, the reasons for them ...not go to her mother –
one tube yakoy preview –
someone will correct curler...
Someone will prescribe pills,
Someone ointment to the insides –
who will help with advice, "how to tumble until morning"...
To him the trail is not overgrown –
as to the mausoleum...female,
after all, he himself has entered, undressed and on the table...
On the head the light bulb will connect –
and for a long time so the inside looks –
since not, then do not condemn
the sensible advice bestow...
Who in short, very windy, or from the bottom and blows –
a special cream will zashpaklevyvayut, in place of the doctor is not sitting...
Madame - lie quietly...
it the patient says –
and he conjures very famously, for sho it thanks...
Since si knows the book off the shelves...get it fast misses –
and dohter gynecologist - useful in the General individual...
And that will tell you in the conclusion
as the author so unfortunate strings –
gancini better not get sick - you did not feel that doctorat...