Nurse and patient

A very long time ago, there was a similar job, and now, looking at her photo, I myself observe some progress at home - there is a nurse standing like a crowbar swallowed, and the patient is no better, you won't understand whether he has already moved away, or is reaching. But I look at this one - and the nurse is so cute, and the patient has lifted his head, he wants to get to know her, or maybe she just got into his bone?
And an anecdote, partly about a nurse:
Two o'clock in the morning. Fracture clinic. Two gentlemen come to the emergency room, one has an arm up to the elbow in the ass of the other. The nurse ran to wake up the doctor. The doctor was drinking all evening, barely woke up, went to the couch, walked around it three times and said:
— And you guys are not to us
— And where? — the men were stunned
— Doctor:
— To the puppet theater for you.
Made from nuts, nails, metal. Color - antique bronze.